when bae sets up a surprise date <3
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
i’m on a baby names website to name a character
one of these things is not like the other
yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
im gonna watch an episode of my little pony
i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo
the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-